Meet celebrity bad boy wizard Harvey Putter. He’s got it all: fame, fortune and fans. Until one fateful night, he discovers through Snogwarts Headmaster Professor Mumblemore that all the people in their world are actually just characters in a best-selling children’s book series!’
So Harvey and his best friends, ‘poor witch trash’ kid Rod Cheesely and bossy broad Hernia Grunger, are tasked with collecting seven magical books known as ‘Hortexts’ in order to escape the book world before the final chapter.
However, the smarmy and evil Lord Moldymort wants to escape the books as well, and throws a series of obstacles in our heroes’ path, including such dark creatures as large-toothed, foul-breathed Dedentures, brief-sporting Underwerewolves, and the nauseating contents of the Lunchbox of Secrets.
In the end, they must face off against the greatest terror of all: their creator, author K.J. Bowling!